fuckyeah-nerdery:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Saw this picture on imgur and just had to post it here, because this is without a doubt, one of the most badass women alive. Meet Katrina Hodge, a corporal in the British Army and Miss England 2009. According to Wikipedia, she enlisted back in 2004 after her brother challenged her to and earned the nickname “Combat Barbie” after showing up at her assigned unit wearing false eyelashes, kitten heels (whatever those are) and carry a pink suitcase. In 2005 her unit, the Royal Anglian Regiment, was deployed to Iraq, where she saved the lives of her comrades from a prisoner by wrestling not one, but two rifles from him and then knocking his ass out with her bare hands.

With her bare hands.

Then in 2009, she decided to compete in the Miss England competition to destroy stereotypes about women in the military. She didn’t win (she placed runner-up), but still became Miss England after the woman who did got into a fight and gave up the crown. While Miss England, Hodge convinced the people running the competition to ditch the bikini contest, because she felt that it was more important to be a role model than looking good in a bikini.

In 2010, she handed over the crown and returned to military service, being deployed to Afghanistan.

This woman is both a BAMF and a HBIC. Damn.

chanelsex:

heavenl-y:

felicefawn:

satanica91:

dekutree:

one-girl-anarchy:

megaman2:

cptnlynch:

ch4in:

sceptic4l:

give me this body

damn that body.

Right. Girls. listen up, speaking as a guy, who is skinny im not gonna lie, i dont like this, its not attractive being able to see a girls ribcage tbh, so stop thinking that this is “perfection” its a major turnoff

right. Girls. Listen up. Speaking as a guy, who is a dick, you all need to please me. This? I don’t dig this. Change it. Change your whole body because I don’t like it. Other people might lik it? Impossible. They’re not me. I don’t like it. Change it. Speaking as a guy.

Speaking as a girl, this is disgusting. If you’re skinny like this, fine, just don’t show it off like it’s a damn good thing.

Right. Girls. Listen up. Speaking as a lemon, this is not a lemon. if you’re not a lemon like me, fine, but please be a lemon because lemons.

i have the solution..we kill the batma.. i mean everyone

RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into Gryffindor. Your Father and I are so proud.

heavenl-y:

reblogging because of lemons

sorry for being skinny i can’t help it

burairium:

actual nice moments in simpsons

When my mom asks me why I don’t go out

nottonightgypsy:

daftedly:

snoulers:

poopyjenkins:

I was not expecting that

I’m so done

Where has this gif been my whole life?

This is the best gif on tumblr..