January 2013
24 posts
When my mom asks me why I don’t go out
- straight guys: emma watson is so hot
- gay guys: emma watson is so hot
- lesbians: emma watson is so hot
- not lesbians: emma watson is so hot
- oprah: emma watson is so hot
- satan: emma watson is so hot
- jesus: emma watson is so hot
- grass: emma watson is so hot
- practically everyone in the whole freaking universe: emma watson is so hot
- rupert grint: emma watson is like a sister
please never yell at me, there is a 100% chance i will cry
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
- me: internet frien-
- parents: PEDOPHILES
- friends: PEDOPHILES
- people at school: PEDOPHILES
- internet friends: well yeah okay maybe a little
- are you fucking kidding me we're like reverse pedophiles wE'RE ALL OBSESSED WITH 30+ YEAR-OLD MEN
